Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Things I Can't Say on Facebook: 3

I just spent 20 minutes giving birth to two billiard balls that both wanted to go first. Fucking sucked and my ass is tore up now.

4 comments:

Ojo Rojo said...

Drink more water or mix in a prune, dude.

Snake Diggity said...

I started taking a fiber supplement every day. Worth it. I went from a weekly re-enactment of Elias' death in Platoon to a daily onelognowipe.

Ojo Rojo said...

I had a Nigerian client whose name was Onelognowipe.

TeenBlogger said...

Wow...Yeah I could guess why you might not want to put that on fb. lol,