Sunday, November 14, 2010

Things I Can't Say on Facebook: 5

Dude, you grew up in Houston. It's time to adopt Western hygiene practices. You smell like curried asshole and I can't stand to be in the same room with you. I can't imagine your patients think too highly of the experience either. I mean, damn.

11 comments:

Snake Diggity said...

"Like".

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Rimas Kurtinaitis said...

Jeez-o-pete, I had no idea this post turned into a Klan rally. Matt, please do not post on my blog again, thanks.
Konrad, a co-worker of mine smells horrible. I think I would be an asshole if I looked him in the eye and said, "You smell like curried asshole." Saying it pseudoanonymously on the internet saves him the embarassment and me the awkward career of working with him. As for whether I am an asshole or not, the truth is I'm not, but I play one on the internet.

Ashen Dockworker said...

I may have misinterpreted your post (wouldn't be the first time) and even if I didn't, it was still no excuse to call you names. So My Bad on both counts. So, I think I'll go now...

Ojo Rojo said...

What the fuck is going on here?

Rimas Kurtinaitis said...

A dude with the handle Matt Ryan posted a couple of comments about facebook being full of Jews, queers, and nigger lovers and giving me props for joining his hate parade. Konrad lumped Mr. Ryan and me together then repented. I deleted Matt Ryan's comments and Konrad deleted his own. The end.

roy said...

weird. give a running update.

Ojo Rojo said...

Oh. Hahaha. I misread your comment and thought Konrad was the smelly dude and found this and got pissed. I thought it was, "Konrad, a co-worker of mine, smells horrible." I knew it was weird that an Indian dude was named Konrad.

Mike Sytera said...

I'm glad I finally found a blog that is neither religious, nor family oriented. All the blogs I've looked at are either "God wants me to do this" or "My kids are so that".

Ashen Dockworker said...

Hey Mike!
Or anyone else interested in something not religious or family oriented, check out: Goofy’s Garage