Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Afraidtofail's call for submissions

I'm getting down to some of the quotes I've been avoiding writing about because I either never knew or can't remember the genesis. So I'm wondering if the readership would like to do some audience participation. (Especially since, contrary to my original concept of the absurd humor of pairinc Charles Schultz and Dad, people seem to mostly enjoy the back-stories.)
I've got quotes lined up for the next four posts but two of them are generic phrases Dad tosses about all the time and two I can't think of how they came up. Let me know in the comments or by email if you want to take a crack at this.
Payment is thirty-two rimjobs a word.

Incidentally, I just counted and we've had 36 posts with quotes from dad so far. There are only 16 left to get to my goal of one-per-week for a year. I've only missed two weeks so far, which far exceeds my expectations, honestly. I just looked through the list and I've got plenty of quotes written down, but only about 13 or 14 really good ones. If you've got any quotes that haven't been featured yet you could also email me or put them in the comments.
No payment for quote suggestions. Okay okay. One rimjob per quote, but that's it.


Ojo Rojo said...

"A man is not clean unless his asshole is clean."



"If you take ice, you make ice."



All I got for now. Backstories provided by request.

Snake Diggity said...

"I got no brick."

Ojo Rojo said...

Thought of another one, "If you get to be my age and you don't have a spare couple of hundred dollars laying around, you are fucked.

Ojo Rojo said...

"Excuse me; meant to vomit."

"I liked to have shit and fell back in it."