Wednesday, May 28, 2008

number me among the walking wounded

Sometimes I think a sharp stick in the eye is the worst thing my dad could imagine happening to someone. It's another quote that doesn't have any particular story associated with it because he uses it pretty generically.


allbilly said...

I heard that phrase a-lot while growing up....seriously...what is worse?

You should try working these phrases into your conversations with your patients.

Snake Diggity said...

one thing that might be worse is if somebody, you know, cut your dick off.

Ojo Rojo said...

Red hot poker up the ass would be worse. He says that too.

allbilly said...

I watched part of a trial where a woman cut a dudes dick off while he was tied up...then she sat his dick on the kitchen table and the pit bull took the dick off the table and it was never seen again (it was assumed the dog ate the dick)....the most humiliating part was that during the trial, they showed a photo of the poor bastards "nub" about insult to injury.

llogg said...

Snake has caused a rift in the space-time continuum. Catch the reference next week.

I agree with red hot poker in the ass being worse, short-term. Long-term losing vision would suck much more.

Red hot poker in the pee-hole, however, beats all.

I would assume. I don't speak from experience or anything.

llogg said...

Billy, I think they passed "insult to injury" when the dog ate the dude's wang.