Saturday, January 15, 2011

Things I can't say on Facebook: 6

My sister-in-law's two roommates are a lesbian and a prostitute. Seriously, WTF? The lesbian thing is no big deal, although she's an "arty" lesbian not a butch one and I suspect in two years it will all be a phase she was going through. The prostitute is the shocker. Apparently she gets $500 per date as an escort and always has sex with the guy. Does she not know about stripping? Although, she would probably not be that successful as a stripper because she is simply not that attractive. Which raises the question as to who the fuck is paying $500 to bang an unattractive chic? I mean, is that really the going rate for mediocre whores? Anyway, I've already started drafting my "It Is Not Okay To Associate With Prostitutes" speech for Phenie.

3 comments:

Ojo Rojo said...

LT only paid $300 for the underage chick in NY. For whatever that tells you about the going rate for poon.

Anonymous Venting said...

hahahaha this cracked me up.

Dave said...

Absoultely awesome...the girls 3 towns over from me only charge 100 and some less...kinda sad really...