1. "Yes, I dented the rain gutter with this big ass truck. You don't exercise or eat enough vegetables. So, we've both made mistakes, but mine won't lead to early stroke and heart attack. You. Fat. Fucking. Cow."
2. "Sure, Father-in-law, it sounds like a great idea to take you sight-seeing in downtown Ann Arbor in a giant fucking truck. I'm sure nothing bad will happen, like running into a rain gutter because you said I was clear while backing up."
3. The only nice people I've encountered in Ann Arbor have been my apartment manager and a waitress.
4. I shouldn't have come. I'm endangering the mission. If the mission is being able to sleep and be happy, I mean.
5. First shit I took in new apartment was too much for the toilet to handle. I guess everything really is bigger in Texa(n)s.
6. Aside from the people, Ann Arbor is awesome. Lush green everywhere, highs in the 80s, hundreds of fireflies at night.
P.S. Changed sidebar video.
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